Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Idol Host Gets Desperate

I honestly do not believe this is real for one second.

Not one damn second.

"American Idol host Ryan Seacrest and Desperate Housewives hottie Teri Hatcher were nabbed by snapper on a beach in Malibu making out."

AND I object very strenuously to them calling Teri Hatcher a "hottie," despite what FHM thinks.

She is, at best, a lukewarmy...and that's on a good Skeletor face day.
Don't even get me started on Seacrest.
Ugh.

2 comments:

cube said...

Thanks. Leave it to you to bring us the latest gossip (I don't care who's lips are intersmacking!) but interlace it with some funny remarks (which I do like). Lukewarmy is right...when the lighting is good.

Jessica said...

Heh. She's on his "list."
The question is: Is that list laminated?

Amy: I forgot to mention how frickin funny that whole "piv-ot piv-ot" post about your dresser on your blog was. I seriously laughed out loud for quite a while just thinking about it. So, I know you'll appreciate my above comment.