The official words of the week are:
destinesia: (des-tin-EE-sha) reaching a destination and forgetting why you went there
Usage: I got all the way upstairs before my destinesia kicked in and didn't subside until I got all the way back downstairs.
Alternate: destinesiac (des-tin-EE-zee-ack) one who is afflicted with destinesia
Usage: Don't send me to get what you want! I'm a total destinesiac!
dicknotized: (DICK-no-tyzed) The state of sexual/emotional limbo that a female enters when she finds a boyfriend, thereby causing her to skip school, neglect her academics, drop friends, etc.
Usage: Sally and Jane used to hang out all the time, but then Sally met Dave and got all dicknotized.
Alternate: dicknotist (DICK-no-tyst) a male who monopolizes his girlfriend's time
Usage: I asked Sally to hit the mall with me but she's too busy hanging out with her dicknotist.
The words of the week!
Learn it, know it, live it
Monday, January 31, 2005
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