Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Enough about me...it's Celebrity News!

Ok, there's been so many things going on in the CELEB world, that it warrants another UPDATE posting!
Click HERE to read the updates to my previous post and catch up to where we are TODAY!

New Splits:
Kathy Griffin files for divorce from her husband Matt Moline citing, drumroll please, irreconcilable differences. The story doesn't mention it but I suspect that Ms. Griffin thinks her recent bouts of plastic surgery have launched her out of her to-be former husband's "league." She is SORELY mistaken.

Jamie-Lynn DiScala aka Meadow Soprano has whacked her marriage to business manager A.J. DiScala after just over two years. Rumblings in the celeb world point to A.J.'s drinking and gambling problems as the cause, though he refutes those rumors saying that a change in his job led to their separation.
"It was a very difficult time for both of us, going from me managing her to going back to the banking world. I was going back to what I used to do."
Makes no sense. Returning to old job = D-I-V-O-R-C-E? No word on whether Jamie-Lynn will file for annulment based on fraud a la the Zellweger.

As I previously reported, the "stars" of One Tree Hill are taking up residence in splitsville. The triple named Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush are calling it quits just five months into the journey called marriage. Bush released this cryptic statement "I am glad this is being resolved sooner rather than later."
Oooooo-kay.

Babies:
The Trump spawns another worthless heir, read about it here.

American Idol runner-up Bo Bice and his wife have welcomed a baby boy Aidan into their fledgling family. Bice only recently made an honest woman out of wife Caroline, the two were married in June.

Marriages:
Of COURSE we have to talk about the Ash-mi forever pairing. Or Dem-ton, whatever you prefer. The two were wed in a traditional Kabbalah ceremony, no word on whether the rings of betrothal were fabricated from red strings.

Sadness:
Don "Maxwell Smart" Adams died at the age of 82. Adams also voiced Inspector Gadget.

Famous for being nekkid in a video, R&B crooner D'Angelo was injured in a car accident in Virginia. D'Angelo was initially thought to be in critical condition but is now reportedly home recovering from minor injuries. The Grammy-winning singer was widely rumored to have been receiving oral pleasure during the filming of the video for his celebrated song "Untitled (How Does It Feel)". Just a fun fact.

Inexplicable news:
Despite being allegedly married, and butt-ass ugly, Enrique "I Used To Have This Mole..." Iglesias was named the sexiest bachelor by People en Espanol.
Others to make the list are Pablo Montero, Eduardo Yanez, Gabriel Soto, Wilmer Valderrama, Enrique Murciano, Eduardo Xol, Robert Gant (born Robert Gonzalez) and Tony Gonzalez, the Pro Bowl tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Apparently the only criteria is that you be Latin, or somewhat Latino, and mostly not married, for these dudes are not hot.

3 comments:

cube said...

I was sorry to hear about Griffin's D-I-V-O-R-C-E. I caught the reality (freak) show a few times, & it seemed like Matt was the only thing keeping her grounded. He's a saint to put up with her mania.

Jessey said...

Total insanity. That woman has had so much plastic surgery, she's unrecognizable.
So wrong.

Amy said...

Ha! We flipped past Kathy Griffin the other day on some post Emmy E! show and my husband commented that she got all that plastic surgery and was still as ugly as before. I said she's not ugly, she just looks EXACTLY the same. What she had going for her was the great curly red hair and her knowledge that she wasn't cutest girl but she was funny and could make fun of herself. Now she dumped the curly and apparently is not okay being the uncutest so there goes the charm.