Britney Britney Britney.
We've let you get away with so much, but now...NOW you've gone TOO FAR.
That whole quickie "I swear I wasn't drunk" marriage in Vegas? Oh okay Brit. You're just cutting loose.
Making out with Madonna? Who hasn't made out with Madonna? To quote Rosie O'Donnell in A League of Their Own "Do you think there's anyone who hasn't seen your bosoms?"
The stealing of K-Fed from pregnant Shar Jackson? Well, all is fair in love and war right? Though I'm not sure if this is love or war, probably depends on who you ask.
Walking barefoot into public GAS STATION bathrooms? Ew, but hey, it's your feet and you probably wash occasionally, right?
Heck, I'll even forgive Britney for cheating on Justin Timberlake with that Wade person, getting waaay too fat when she was pregnant and subsequently being photoshopped within an inch of her life in the new People Magazine.
But driving around with your baby on your lap, that's where you cross the line from fun, crazy and wild to stupid friggin idiot.
Though, in all fairness, we really should have seen this coming. That kid has been in jeopardy since conception, and frankly for that insane genetic cocktail that is Sean Preston, I'm worried in the short term and the long term.
That is of course if he survives childhood without getting dangerously into trucker hats, Marlboro Lights and other bitches' babydaddies. Ah, like mother like son.
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But I guess I should look at the bright side, at least Shannen Doherty didn't friggin T-bar her while making a left turn!
Everyone in L.A. needs to go back to driver's ed, stat.
Car seats = good
Yielding to oncoming traffic = good
Seatbelts = good
Britney behind the wheel with a coffee in one hand and a baby in the other = bad
Maybe the baby was teaching her to drive?
There's a guy in my neighborhood that takes his little kid back and forth down the alley on his motorcycle. The kid sits between him and the tank. No helmet or protection of any kind. They don't go very fast but it's definitely enough to kill. One misstep and that kid is hitting cement. Not very bright!
SPF is sort of manifesting a "hey dumb bitch you've got the parking brake on" lean...
Hmm.
That's food for thought.
This photo frightens me on so many levels. I just can't even bear to look.
That Britney is a total idiot.
I posted about this a while back. The little twit goes and blames it on saving her baby from the paparazzi. I guess those flashbulbs can be pretty hard on baby retinas, huh?
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