This is what else could happen.....

Bob peeled himself out of bed (with a LOT of help from me) and got into the shower to try to loosen up his back and eventually get to work.
He took some Extra Strength Tylenol, got dressed and left for work...

But first....
They are doing roadwork up the street and grading our road, which is ruining our driveway (all dirt).
So before Bob could get off our property, he had to fill in the giant ditch they made in front of our driveway...nice.

Then as he drove around the roadblock he waved to our one and only neighbor (the only house that we share a property line with) and the neighbor shook his head at him disapprovingly.

Bob, being the level-headed chap that he is, hit his brakes and yelled out "You got a problem man?"

"Only with you and your family!" the neighbor yelled back.

Of course, instead of just laughing at the crazy old man, Bob unleashed what he said was a tirade of profanity, peppered with insinuations that the neighbor tended to prefer lovers of the same sex and that perhaps his parents were unmarried at the time of his conception.

Yeah.
This is going to be fun.