Wednesday, June 06, 2007

1,600 roller-shoe injuries reported

1,600 roller-shoe injuries reported

I HATE ROLLER SHOES! How many of those injuries were caused by me clotheslining the kids rolling around in Walmart?
I'd venture about 50 percent.

5 comments:

eaf said...

The other fifty percent are me inadvertently sticking my foot out in the library as some little suburban spawn zooms by.

Did I mention "IN THE LIBRARY?"

Almost makes me want to put my hair in a bun and go "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Jessica said...

Pinchy little glasses on the tip of your nose....

Did I mention that I really freaking hate roller shoes.
There was a little girl rolling around in Walmart yesterday...Seriously, I almost tripped her.

Anonymous said...

They are just lawsuits waiting to happen. I've seen a worker in Fred Meyer (our "everything you could want under one roof" store) on TWO occasions yell at kids to stop rolling in the store. The ONLY time I thought they were good was on Amazing Race All-Stars, when Mirna pulled Charla along while they were running to catch a plane.

Jessica said...

Ha! Mirna and Chmirna.
Love em!

pstvnrgy said...

I think those shoes look like so much fun! I would have been all over them if they were around when we were kids!