Thursday, January 08, 2009
Don't look at me like that crazy soy powder lady!
Yesterday while I was waiting in the interminable pharmacy line at WalMart, some lady came over to me and all accusatory and concerned looking said about Dylan...
"What happened to his eye?!?!"
Ok, pause the story...let's say that I did punch him in the face, which is obviously NOT what happened, but for the sake of argument, let's pretend I'm evil.
Would I really confess this to you Soy Powder Lady? (She was looking for soy powder, what? I eavesdrop, I already told you this)
Like I'm going to say "Oh yeah, the kid wouldn't quit mouthing off, so I popped him one."
What are you lady, an amateur social worker? Very annoying.
So I say what actually happened..."He punched himself in the eye while jumping on the bed."
Then took a nice long pause while she continued to look concerned and worried.
"It's pretty impressive no?" I said.
She looked at me like I was on fire and then left me alone.