Friday, April 15, 2011

Criminal Dylan

Dylan commits crimes against the household every day.
His three favorite forms of crime are:

1) Leaving the garage lights on and the door between the house and garage WIDE open. He does this 500 times a day.

2) Dropping a deuce and leaving it to be discovered like some form of public art. At least once a day.

3) Eating all the yogurt he can find. All of it. Whenever there is yogurt, he eats them all.

1 comment:

Amy said...

The poo is in the toilet.

Right?