Dylan commits crimes against the household every day.
His three favorite forms of crime are:
1) Leaving the garage lights on and the door between the house and garage WIDE open. He does this 500 times a day.
2) Dropping a deuce and leaving it to be discovered like some form of public art. At least once a day.
3) Eating all the yogurt he can find. All of it. Whenever there is yogurt, he eats them all.