My husband Robert:
Robert is a fax machine that stays sharp forever! It comes with its own storage kennel and traps mice in a humane fashion.
Myself:
Jessica is a refrigerator! It is invisible to the naked eye!
My Darling child:
Elizabeth Ardis is like a normal credit card, but it emits dangerous radiation.
Our wonderful cat:
Louie is a strain of bacteria that cleans itself!
Our OTHER wonderful cat:
Baby is a shopping bag! It makes amusing belching noises!
I don't know why that is so funny!
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