Friday, December 16, 2005

Ashlee Collapses; Jessica Files for Divorce


Is the "svengali" Joe Simpson behind this bit of timing?
Ashlee collapes on the VERY SAME DAY that Jessica files for divorce from Nick? Hmm. Peculiar.
Even MORE peculiar is that reports state that Joe is waiting on a diagnosis before traveling to be with Ashlee. Um, hello. Wild horses couldn't keep me from my baby if she collapsed. WILD HORSES.
Then again, I have a soul.

On a personal note:
I was at my sister-in-law's when the news of Ashlee's collapse came over the news.
The following exchange is ALMOST embarrassing, but we're all friends here, and you KNOW, some of you were thinking the same thing.

SIL Amy: Ooh shh.
Me: (I shhhed.)
Amy: (After news report was finished) Ok, what were you saying?
Me: (All wrapped up in Ashlee now) You know, they say exhaustion, but that means drugs.
Amy: Uh huh.
Me: Do you think she'll die?
Amy: Probably not.
Me: Do you think it'll bring Jessica and Nick back together?

5 comments:

cube said...

Funny, at our house all we did was chuckle. These idiotic people are... well...idiots. I don't wish death upon them, but, short of that, I don't care if they collapse haphazardly here or there.

BTW I thought of you when I heard the news. I came here in the PM (not my usual surfing time) just to see. I thought you would post about it. I was right ;-)

Jessey said...

How could I resist? It's so stupid and so important at the same time.

PS "I don't care if they collapse haphazardly here or there." Maybe the funniest thing I've read all year.
Bravo.

cube said...

Thank you. Coming from you, that's a pretty good compliment.

Jessey said...

I'm still laughing every time I read that.
Ah, that's good stuff.

cube said...

Oh comon, you're making my head swell up.