The Pitt-Jolie spawn is in the world.
Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie.
Puke.
Why didn't they just name their kid "Kick My Butt Pitt-Jolie"
Shiloh. They're setting her up to be a drama club kid. Big time.
Oh, and Gwen had her little Harajuku boy too. Named him Kingston James McGregor Rossdale.
It's not the worst name I've heard yet from these celeb moms. It's not Moses, or Moxie Crimefighter. Puh-lease.
What happened to John and Michael?
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I do remember that, and I think you are right. Right now, weird is the new normal, but the pendulum is swinging back so that normal is the new cool.
Goodbye Moxie Crimefighter, hello Megan Christine! Goodbye Pilot Inspektor, hello Patrick Ian!!
See, that's not so hard!
I have a friend whose son's name is Gage Miles. We call him Odometer.
They didn't get it for awhile.
I guess Miles was a family name and Gage was a name the kid's mom picked from the movie Pet Cemetary.
The combination was purely accidental!
I knew someone, last name Italia, whose sister was named Jennifer. The baby was like a year old before someone pointed out that someone, someday, would call her Jen and it would just be ugly.
See! People need to think.
Since I'm completely insane, it took us forever to try to come up with a name that would result in a non-offensive combination of initials.
In the end though, we just kind of said, screw it, let's name him what we want.
Dylan Kenneth Michael E.
DKME. It could be dirty, but it's NOT!
Jolie isn't even her last name. Isn't her name Voight?
That is true. I don't know if she dropped the Voight legally or not. That is odd. Jolie is her middle name, so her kids' last name is her middle name. Weird.
Well, look who we're talking about here...she's a strange bird.
It's like, she reads this blog and understands that we "the little people" are fed up with names like Suri, Apple, Moses, Grier and Shiloh. ENOUGH!
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