Tuesday, June 06, 2006

In the running for most obnoxious couple ever


First, he cheats on his wife (who's our "Friend") with this broad. Then he gets her to change her kids' last names without proposing marriage or formally adopting them. Then they go on a whirlwind U.N. tour of third world nations and flaunt their "love," which results in her getting knocked up out of wedlock.
They still, presumably, don't get married and then flee to Namibia, thus making the whole world learn way more than they ever wanted to know about Namibia, including how to pronouce it correctly. Nuh-mih-bee-uh.
Then under the protection of the Namibian government (which barred reporters from entering the country without approval from Pitt and Jolie) she bore the first natural Pitt-Jolie lovechild, who they named Shiloh Nouvel. Barf.
Now this...
Proceeds from Pitt-Jolie baby pix to go to charity

I'm not against people paying for celebrity baby photos, and I'm not against that money going to charity...but I am against this sanctimonious statement the Pitt-Jolie's released:


"While we celebrate the joy of the birth of our daughter, we recognize that
2 million babies born every year in the developing world die on the first day of
their lives. These children can be saved, but only if governments around the
world make it a priority."


Obnoxious. And they both look ugly in this picture.

1 comment:

cube said...

I'm not too worried about little Philoh Shit. Whatever happens with her moron parents, she will be fine.