Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Photographic Proof: Suri Exists

Suri Exists!

And as far as I can tell, she doesn't have tentacles or a third eye, or anything.
She's actually cute.

Ok, well, that's over...what's next?

8 comments:

Freebird said...

She's a doll!

Bern said...

She does have a full head of hair!!

eaf said...

Holy crap! Is she wearing a toupee? I can't believe she has that much hair. That's just... odd!

cube said...

Maybe all that hair stems from Suri being an uber-Thetan.

Jeff said...

Most people don't know this, but that baby has 3 buttholes. And we don't know who the biological father is.

Jessey said...

Does three buttholes mean three times as much poo or the same amount of poo coming out two additional poo shoots?
Very confusing.

Jeff said...

Same amount of poo, but it comes in the form of perfectly spherical orange turds. These orange spheres originate from the three various buttholes depending on Jupiter's relative position to Earth.

I could provide diagrams and calculations, but it's all very complicated.

Jessey said...

Are the poos citrus scented? Because, seriously, that would be awesome.
I swear there's something in Dianetics about lemony scented Jupiter poos....hmmm.