Saturday, February 17, 2007

Bald Britney appears at LA tattoo parlor

Ok, apparently, Britney checked in and out of rehab, shaved her head bald and got lips tattooed on herself...
Bald Britney appears at LA tattoo parlor

At first I was like, rehab? Really? But I guess she could use it.

Then the tattoo? I am against the tattooing of lips onto people.

The baldness...eh, yeah, that makes sense, just shave it all off and start over...especially after hairdos like this...



BTW: This story was on the CNN Radio news this morning...
What, no play by play on the Anna Nicole embalming??

6 comments:

Jessica said...

FYI, I was just thinking...
She probably shaved her head for legal reasons...

Bear with me...

If she went into rehab, that means she's fucked up on drugs or booze.
You can detox drugs out of your body rather easily, a few days, but the evidence of drug use remains in your HAIR for years, for as long as your hair is and I think it grows like a half an inch every month.
So if your hair is a foot long you have two years worth of drug use evidence IN YOUR HAIR.
If Brit is worried about a custody battle, and Kevin is threatening her with revealing her past drug use, she's just disposed of the evidence.
Savvy?

maribeth said...

I was waiting for you to post something about this... can you believe this girl! How crazy are we getting when this is the first thing they mention on the Today Show. I don't think her and Justin will be getting back together anytime soon (sorry)!

Jessica said...

My grandmother, bless her heart, buys stacks of tabloids and reads them while she watchs Days of Our Lives and crocheting.
She calls these tabloids "the papers"
Everything IN these tabloids is gospel truth to her.

That is where we are heading people.
Just a world full of babcis, treating the National Enquirer like it was the Wall Street Journal.
Egad.

maribeth said...

They have pictures of her 'mid buzz' on people.com - you must check it out. I can understand a clean slate but this is a bit drastic. I'll admit her hair has seen better days. This little spiral downwards is making K-fed look pretty good. So sad.

Jessica said...

Maybe she's coming out with a new wig line???

Amy said...

My husband told me this tidbit this morning (dang sleeping in on weekends!) and I said, "Is she TRYING to lose custody of her kids?" She at least should have waited a month for all those St. Patty's Day "shave your head for kids with cancer" events.