Crazy man cuts off his own penis

Man hacks off penis in London restaurant

This dude runs into the restaurant, into the kitchen, grabs a knife, slashes his wrists, jumps up onto a table, pulls out his wang, and cuts it off.

What. In. The. Hell.

I swear to God, my husband wouldn't cut off his weiner if it was stuck in the door of a speeding train, thereby sentencing himself to a painful death. At least he would die WITH a wang.
What a looney.