Saturday, September 27, 2008

I am so tired

Since the baby is still not sleeping through the night I figure that I also haven't slept through the night in 4.5 months. That's roughly 135 nights. Consecutively.
Add to that all the nights in the third trimester of pregnancy that I couldn't get comfortable enough fall asleep or stay asleep and then add to that all the nights with the other two children and I figure I've probably slept all night long exactly 27 times in the last four and a half years.
I'm freaking tired.

You know those cute Suave commercials where the mom is all bedraggled and just using the Suave shampoo makes her come alive. Yeah, no. That's not gonna cut it for me.

Maybe Suave shampoo, plus IV caffeine, plus two weeks at a spa resort (including endless foot massages), plus a coma.
A nice long coma. A long 100 hour coma.
That's a good coma.

I think I'd be nicely refreshed after a good long coma.

1 comment:

Meredith said...

I am so with you....I am not even in my third trimester and am already sleeping horribly. And my 2 year old has been up 3 nights in a row due to who knows what, but he only wants Mommy. I'm looking forward to retirement. That is when I'll sleep! LOTS!