Monday, January 12, 2009

My husband wants to keep me fat

He seriously does.
He just made a big batch of french toast and bacon and when I told him I would not be eating any, he said "Why not?"

"I already ate my breakfast, and I'm on a diet!"

"You don't need to be on a diet. You're already sexy."

"No, I'm not. I'm fat!"

Then he grabbed my big butt and declared it sexy and not to be changed.

Oh well. He's gonna have to be sad. The butt has to be reduced!

7 comments:

Tigerlilly said...

Bad Hubby! Bad! Bad!

So, yeah. Oregon was replaced with the Army. Long story short... he's tired of being an electrician and wants to make more money, not work for the family and get off this mountain. The army seems like the best choice to do all three.

I soooo need to have a drink and get out. I quit Karate and am feeling a bit depressed. Name a night this week (other then tues or thurs) and we'll go beat up some people on the pool tables! How are the ears?

Jessica said...

The ears are getting better slowly. I'm really surprised with how long it is taking for me to get better. It's been over a week now. Sucks.
I'm down to hustle some suckas this week! No drinking for me though...part of the diet. The really sucky part!

Susie said...

Jessey - LOL at your dh... sounds like mine.. He keeps bringing me cokes. How do you tell him no when he is trying to be nice??

TigerLilly - If you have Army questions, we are Army, and have been in for 13 years. :)

Maribeth said...

Bob has nothing but love for you! That's sweet. Glenn isn't quite the same...he gives me "the LOOK" when I am eating my late night snack. I just grin back and shake my booty maker!

CeCe said...

Ha... That is both adorable and frustrating!

Jessica said...

I totally agree! He has even restated his believe that I look good now...

"I like you just the way you are."

and I said "You'll like me better when I'm all hot."
;)

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