He seriously does.
He just made a big batch of french toast and bacon and when I told him I would not be eating any, he said "Why not?"
"I already ate my breakfast, and I'm on a diet!"
"You don't need to be on a diet. You're already sexy."
"No, I'm not. I'm fat!"
Then he grabbed my big butt and declared it sexy and not to be changed.
Oh well. He's gonna have to be sad. The butt has to be reduced!