Monday, February 02, 2009
I'm about to pull a Kelly Kapoor
No. I'm not going to go on and on about how awesome Netflix is...though it is pretty awesome...I mean...no late fees??! That's pretty rad...
I'm just really upset about this whole Jessica Simpson is fat business. Seriously. It's insane.
She's not fat. Not even close!
That is a terrible horrible outfit, but she is not fat.
Does she weigh more than she did when she did the Dukes of Hazzard and got herself down to skin and bones by being (let's be frank) anorexic? Yes she does. But is she fat? No way in hell! No way!
She's a girl on the short side. High waisted jeans on a shortie? No. And she shouldn't be cutting her body into pieces like that with that giant hideous belt. It makes her look stumpy but underneath that terrible outfit, I guarantee you, that bitch's body is still banging.
And this upsets me so much because to paraphrase Kelly Kapoor....
"Because if you are saying Jessica Simpson isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Jessica Simpson!"