She is SEVEN!

On the way to school today:

E: Mom, I have hairy legs.

Me: So, hairy legs keep you warm. Like Sasquatch.

E: No!

Me: Yeah. Just like Sasquatch.

E: No! Sasquatch has long hair everywhere. Like long-sleeved hair. I just have little tiny hairs.

Me: Oh! Good! Then don't worry about it.

(Long pause during which I think the subject is dropped)

E: I wanna shave my legs.

Me: Are you crazy??!?! No way!! You are SEVEN!