Saturday, October 01, 2005

They'll always have Paris, or something

Shock of shocks, it didn't work for Paris 'n' Paris!
The matched set of Parises have called off their engagement after five months of betrothal.

Quote the female Paris "Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me."
So, for about half the engagement, she was thinking of breaking it off, niiiice.
No word on who will retain custody of the 24-carat, $5 million engagement ring. Hopefully, somehow, ME!

4 comments:

cube said...

Egad, I wonder how long their videos will take to come out. You know these 2 self-absorbed idiots probably have quite a collection. Quick...avert...your...eyes!

Jessey said...

As far as I'm concerned, she's a first-class ticket to Herpetown, and he's no prize either. They should have stuck it out!

cube said...

Walking petrie dishes. Yuck, they deserved eachother.

Jessey said...

I still haven't gotten that ring in the mail yet! I am starting to think it's not going to happen!