Saturday, October 08, 2005

Who needs originality?

Saw this on Amy's blog, loved it, am passing it on to my peeps...

Top Ten Favorite Movie Quotes from Yours Truly, J-Momma

10. "And then?"
"No and then!"
"And then?"
"No and then!"
"And then?"
"No and then!"
- Ashton Kutcher and Chinese drive-thru lady, Dude, Where's My Car?

9. "You lose! Good day, sir!" Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

8. Chuck: I thought only pansies wore neckties.
Ren: See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy".
- Footloose

7. "You're killing me Smalls!" Ham Porter, The Sandlot

6. "I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!" Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz

5.Jennie: Where's the dip?
Billy: All the dips are dancing
- Satisfaction

4. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball

3. "Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury." Mr. Furious, Mystery Men

2. Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
- Happy Gilmore

1. "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." - Johnny Castle, Dirty Dancing


Dak-Ind said...

nice list, i recognized a lot of them, and a couple of them would be on my list (sandlot, and happy gilmore!) but actually i got here and had to comment because of a comment you left on someone elses blog... tiny tweezers, LMAO

Jessey said...

I have flashes of brilliance, but mostly it's murky in here.

Jessey said...

Oh, I should have restrained myself before insta-posting this, because I have since thought of SO many other very *important* movie quotes that shape my life...
For example...
"I feel like a defective typewriter. I skipped a period!" Rizzo, Grease


Ed Masry: What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?
Erin Brockovich: They're called boobs, Ed.

I'm sure I could think of thousands more, if pressed.