As much as I hate burglary, robbery, kidnapping for ransom, carjacking and attempted extortion, I gotta say, if ANYONE in the whole world has got it coming to him, it's Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis.
He's a sleazy, douchebaggy, fake tan, fake teeth, faaaake hair MFer, who got rich from coercing drunken fool women into flashing their breasts and other bits to his camera crew.
If anyone deserves the poetic justice of having someone break into their house and coerce him to make a sexually demeaning videotape it's him.
Too bad the burglar wasn't giving out Jackasses Gone Wild T-shirts, because then Joe might have called it a wash.
Perv.
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It couldn't have happened to a better slime-ridden protozoa-like excuse for a human being. Would I be going too far to call him a waste of sperm?
I forgot to mention the obvious nose job on this vain POS.
And no, waste of sperm is not a stretch.
They say every sperm is sacred. Well, every sperm save the one that created this scum-guzzling assclown.
Oh, I hate him.
I miss this story. Someone broke into his house and videotaped him against his will? What comes around goes around. He is a jerk and those GGW girls are just stupid.
Yeah, I guess this happened like, almost two years ago and it's just coming to light now.
Those GGW infomercials are on in the early morning here, and it makes me so sad for those girls' parents. I mean, good lord.
How could you not beat some sense into your child, or at the very least put them in rehab, after seeing them on a tape like that.
Horrific.
Ooh, that's justice right there. Pervy justice.
I honestly don't understand the appeal of the chicks flashing the camera video, but maybe that's because I see those things every day.
And Weather Pixie, oh so cute! I got a goth one. Not because I'm all goth or ever was, but just because I liked the purple hair!!
I reserve my "super duper hate" for people who can't properly use apostrophes.
It's videos, not video's.
Jackass.
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