Saturday, December 24, 2005

Endlessly disturbing

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for fertility and reproduction, but this is just SICK!

Julio Iglesias Puga, died yesterday aged 90. He was father to Julio Iglesias the singer and grandfather to Enrique "the mole who bangs Anna Kournikova" Iglesias.
He was also soon to be a papa AGAIN!
That's right. J-Dinero Sr., a respected gynacologist (har dee har), had just days before his death told the magazine ¡Hola! that his 42 year old wife was pregnant with their second child, expected next year.

SICK SICK SICK!

In related disgusting paternity news, 56-year old Don Johnson is expecting another child as well. This is sick not only because Don is waaaaaaaaaay too old to be having more children, but also because the world does NOT need anymore progeny of Don Johnson. I mean, if we're going to be endlessly replicating the genes of ANYONE, it should NOT be Don Johnson.
Not while George Clooney is sitting on his fantastic genetic cocktail like a greedy asshole.
Share George! Share!

2 comments:

cube said...

*gag* *wretch* and finally *vomit*

Jessey said...

I know. I know!
I can't decide which is worse, Girls Gone Wild, or Grandpas Gone Wild.