Thursday, April 20, 2006

Adios Ace!


I had originally picked Ace as a frontrunner in this Idol season. I picked him to win in fact. Oh, but I could not see far enough into the future.
I could not see this horrible ponytail situation that he pulled out of his coiffure bag o' tricks.
Horrible.

Not only that, BUT he sang MY WEDDING SONG and totally butchered it. Butchered. It.
Simon Cowell said he was nasally, I agree. His voice is thin and nasally and completely devoid of warm tones. Ace (who's REAL name is Brett) is no Michael Buble. No sir!
NOT ONLY THAT! But "Ace" has a brother named Duff. Ew.
From "Ace's" AI bio:

Most embarrassing moments?
"7 years old, I walked face first into a mailbox while talking with a love interest."

A love interest? Who talks like that?
Someone named Brett Ace Young.
Adios "Ace"


Now my money is on Daughtry.












Or MAYBE the Pickler. "What's a ballsy?" Uh-duuuuuuuuh. She's so smart.

4 comments:

Jessica said...

Did you see that he just bought an $11.5 million mansion.
Ryan Goddamn Seacrest.
That no-talent ass clown.

I betcha that Brian Dunkleman has a friggin Seacrest voodoo doll.
He must REALLY hate Seacrest. Much more than the normal hatred the rest of America feels for him.

I think it's definitely a white guy's year to win Idol. It's in the odds. A white guy is due.

Jessica said...

Oh, and i HATE that "pick the group that's safe" stunt.
I totally HATE IT

If I was Taylor I would have punched Seacrest in the throat.

Did you hear after Simon said "Ace I think you're leaving us tonight" Paula started chirping "Why? why? why?"
Shut up crackhead!

Oh man, Idol makes me all crazy!

eaf said...

Both Chris and Pickler are from NC, so I'm pulling for both, although I prefer Daughtry as he seems to have a brain. Rumor has it that Kelly fakes her stupidity though, which may very well be true. Doin' what she has to do to get people to remember her and think she's cute.

Dautry is actually from very close to where I grew up. It's entirely possible he went to my high school. I keep meaning to look into that.

Having said all that, I agree that they are the best on the show... hands down. I haven't seen every episode, but I saw Chris sing Dead or Alive and he was almost as good as Jon. I don't say that lightly. I *heart* Jon Bon Jovi.

Jessica said...

ME TOO! I LOVE JBJ.
I have an embarrassing collection of Bon Jovi videos.
There. My secret's out!