Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Britney Spears Is Pregnant With Baby # 2 -- Or Is She?

Now they are saying (and by they I mean US Weekly) that Britney is unquestionably pregnant, no two ways about it, for sure a bun in that decrepit oven.

If it turns out to be true and factual this time, I just gotta say...WHY???
She already almost killed the first Feder-spawn at least three times.
Maybe she figures she needs a spare?
As you'll recall with horror, I merely had a nightmare about doing the deed with K-Fed and woke up with heebie jeebies. I don't know how Brit actually has sexual relations with that goon.


Freebird said...

Now why would she do that to herself? I mean, you would think that one ugly baby is enough right? Her man is such a loser.

Jessey said...

It's very obvious that Britney must really really hate herself, why else would she saddle herself with two ugly kids and one freeloading Vanilla Ice wannabe?

cube said...

Once she has her kids she'll cut him lose.

cube said...

er, I meant loose.

Chris said...

You can take the poor out of the poor white trash, but that's about it.

Jessey said...

Amen Chris.
She's such a trailer park refugee.

I really hope she's just cheeto fat and not knocked up again...but knowing Britney...that dumb slut...she's all gacked up with Feder-Spawn II