Britney Spears Tries to Accelerate Her Son's Brain Damage!
Someone else got my dream job. Dammit!
Britney, it seems, heeded my advice and has hired someone to follow her around and keep her from killing her kid SPF.
Good job Brit!
I'm still available though, so keep me in mind when you squeeze out Federspears #2.
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I saw this. There were other pictures with this one that showed her holding a drink in the other hand. She didn't let go of the drink in order to rescue her kid. Crazy broad!
I agree, I think if someone followed me around in public constantly, there'd be no shortage of pictures of me accidentally bonking Elizabeth's head on the car door, forgetting to buckle someone into their car seat, etc etc.
In fact, yesterday I was at McDs with my two kids and my SIL and I gave Dylan a taste of the vanilla soft serve they have there, deliiiiicious.
Me: "Thank God I'm not Britney Spears or else the paparazzi would be here taking pictures of me giving my infant ice cream and they'd be all over the National Equirer."
MY SIL: "Why are you looking around for photographers? They're not here."
Me: "Oh yeah."
When I saw this on Fox this morning I thought of you. I knew you would post about it and we would all have a big laugh over Britney's latest baby faux pas.
I love Brit, don't get me wrong. I really do love her. I own the Greatest Hits CD and everything. She just really really needs to get her act together.
Or go into seclusion until she figures it out. And dump Greaseball Freeloaderline.
I am no fan of Ms. Spears, but I have to admit that I am really impressed that she has her kid on her own so much... no nanny in sight. I know she HAS a nanny, but she is also clearly being a parent too. Good to see.
(Not that all who have nannies don't parent their children... I'm just saying...)
Well, she HAD a nanny, but the nanny dropped SPF on his head, doing him no favors.
I don't know if she ever replaced the nanny with one with surer hands.
Things do happen, I've accidentally done some not great things to my kids, they're so floppy when they're young you really have to be super careful.
I've never asked my kid to drive a getaway car though, ahem, Brit.
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