Friday, June 16, 2006

Britney To Copy Brangelina


Britney Spears may have baby in Namibia

This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life.
So stupid.

If she REALLY wants privacy, as she wept last night on Dateline, she should SHHHH and go back to Louisiana and disappear with her millions. The hometown folks will protect her privacy there. She also needs to ditch the K-Fed, who's hungry for the spotlight though he doesn't warrant the attention, at all.

7 comments:

Freebird said...

Monkey see monkey do.

Jessey said...

Oh yeah, Britney should also get a monkey...like Michael Jackson did when he started getting freakish.

Jessey said...

Dangit! It was all a dream...
Namibian birth shot down by Brit's PR rep.

cube said...

I don't care if she drops the kid on the intersection of Wilshire Blvd. & Rodeo Drive. Actually, I don't really know if those 2 streets actually intersect in our universe, so Britney may have to travel to a parallel universe to have her child. Maybe we can close the wormhole after she leaves ;-)

cube said...

Ummm, BTW why did Matt Lauer butcher his hair? I'm still trying to figure that one out.

eaf said...

My God! They are dressed for a trip to Wal-Mart. Not a national television interview. You would think Ms. Spears could buy better maternity clothes than I owned on my librarian salary. Sheesh.

She was one helluva a dancer. I hate to see her like this. (Although I also hated to see her the way she was, so really... no harm done).

Jessey said...

Britney is like the hot, slutty, drunk girl from the trailer park...trust me, I know.