Monday, February 12, 2007

**UPDATE**
Anna Nicole - Who's the Daddy?

***UPDATED - Monday, Feb. 12, 3:18 pm ***

Zsa-Zsa's husband is planning to file a claim for Dannielynn
Seriously, this is about the money now, right?

Dude's 59 years old. He can't seriously WANT a tiny baby to raise on his own, right??
He said if the baby is his, he'd go pick her up and take her home with Grand-pop even if it costs him his marriage to Zsa-Zsa.
Then again, that bitch just turned 90 years old...so really at this point, he's just waiting for her to kick off anyway, right?




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I don't know about you, but I can't keep up.

In yet another ANS story, the dude who gave her the house in the Bahamas went and changed the locks over the weekend. Also, some of her personal stuff was stolen. Among the items was a picture of ANS and the Bahamian official who granted her residency on the island posing together in bed.
Big surprise. ANS used her sexual charisma to get what she wanted. Shock of shocks!

In more non-surprising ANS paternity news, there's yet ANOTHER possible pop for baby Dannielynn...J. Howard Marshall. Yep. The dead billionaire.
Apparently, there are reports that ANS froze his sperms before he died and may have used THAT pop-sicle (heh) to become pregnant with Dannielynn.

He's been dead 10 years, is that even possible??

Anyway, he joins Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead and Zsa Zsa's playboy husband as candidates for fatherhood. Also rumored to be a possible pop, a rumor that I totally don't believe, Anna Nicole's own SON Daniel. Ew.

9 comments:

eaf said...

I cannot believe someone so messed up managed such a complicated life. I seriously cannot keep track. Did she have a personal assistant who told her where she should be sleeping each night?

Wow.

Mind you, I'm actually not judging, though I may sound harsh. It was her life and she lived it in a way she wanted to. You go girl.

Freebird said...

That's one I haven't heard, that it's Daniel's. I don't think she was *that* screwed up. About the sexual charisma thing, she's was a dingbat, but she wasn't stupid. I'm sure she learned early on how to manipulate men to get what she wanted. It's not hard.

Freebird said...

Huge boobs have a way of hypnotyzing 99% of men.

Jessica said...

true that

Freebird said...

I can't believe that fake prince is going to go through with that. You KNOW he's only doing it for the money.

Chris said...

The huge boobs work great until she opens her frickin' mouth and the first sounds come out. Gyahh... *shudder*

Jessica said...

Chris, you must be in the immune 1 percent!!

Amy said...

If I were the judge I would reject all suits until the Larry Birkhead one is done. Just on principle. And if one of these other losers turns out to be the father, I'd put that money into a trust and not name a one of them trustee. And say she gets not a penny of that money until she's 18 so they don't get a dime.

Jessica said...

God willing, that is what will happen. All these guys are shady shysters.
INcluding possible father No. 5 - the Austrian former bodyguard, but excluding the dead billionaire husband - since he's frozen sperm to begin with...