Monday, November 26, 2007

Proof of karma

I do honestly believe that the energy you put out into the universe will come back to you, positive or negative.
All evidence I've had has been at best anecdotal and at worst totally coincidental.
But now, I've found conclusive proof that there is a karmic force in this world.
I call it Stinky vs Pinky.
Some of you already know what I'm talking about. You learned few just jump right down to the comments and agree with me right now.

For the uninitiated, a primer:

1993: A young Britney Jean Spears joins the cast of the Mickey Mouse Club with fellow future superstar Justin Randall Timberlake. Yes. Randall.

1999: The pop starlets begin dating. All is well in Pop World. Dirty Pop World.

2002: Amid rumors of her infidelity, Britney and Justin abruptly split, sending Spears on the downward spiral she continues to ride downward into a Twinkie fueled Hell.
Incidentally, Britney reportedly cheated on Justin with the idiotic Wade Robson, below.



Robson may very well be the Devil himself. I have yet to prove this.

Also 2002: Britney stars in the movie "Crossroads" a dismal pile of garbage. Justin, on the other hand, releases his first solo effort "Justified" launching him into superstardom and saving the world from Chris Kirkpatrick's horrible faux dreads forevermore. Justin's ode to Britney's cheating "Cry Me a River" goes to No. 1.

2003: Brit's restaurant closes, Fred Durst reveals he's dating her (puke), more downward spiral. Justin's still the man.

2004: Justin reveals Janet's boob at the Super Bowl...creating the most TiVoed moment on TV ever.
Britney marries some tool wearing cutoff jeans and a drunk face (though, she claims she wasn't drunk). Annulment follows.
Britney blows out her knee and meets another tool, the infamous K-Fed.
Meanwhile, Justin is dating the Joker, er, Cameron Diaz, which from the neck up is it's own punishment really.

2005-2006: Babies and cheetos for Britney; hit records, movie roles, awards and money for Timberlake.

2007: Crotch shots, shaved head, lots of Frappucinos, another failed marriage, fatness, lousy lip-synching, lesbian rumors, coke rumors, more horrible cut-offs, drug testing, umbrella attacks, bizarre custody fights and well, if you weren't in a coma this year, you know how 2007 went for Britney.

For Justin, hot chicks, money, more hit records, movies etc etc....
Oh, and an Emmy for "Dick in a Box" which made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself.
Ok, I did. I peed myself.

That's karma.

Long story short. Don't cheat on the Timberlake.
What goes around, comes around.


Stinky vs. Pinky



The Way They Were

8 comments:

Jason said...

Jessey,
I just wanted to bring this to your attention. You missed an opportunity to start an online tumbleweed farm!

http://potw.news.yahoo.com/

(read it quick, yahoo will change it tomorrow)

Andrea said...

Justin Timberlake is so hot. I love him! Sorry that's all that's left of my brain after I looked at that picture of JT.

Jessica said...

I looked all over for just the right picture for you Andrea!

And I wish we HAD tumbleweeds! I would so sell them on the internet!
I could sell pinecones! Or shards of Indian pottery.

Smitty76 said...

And THAT was hilarious. :-)

Justin is SO hot. Britney screwed up alright!!! Thanks for the funny blog!

Tigerlilly said...

Yay!! We had a lot of fun today.. and no, you didn't leave me that big of a mess... but yes, we do need to go for a long walk to burn off those poptarts!! LOL

Lets do it again soon, ok?

PS.. thanks for the drool worthy pic of JT... LOVE IT!!!

Jessica said...

Elizabeth literally won't stop talking about how much fun she had and how her and her friends "Hailey" and Bailey had a tea party and the "little one" spilled water...
Oh! and she saw a puppy!!!! :)

JT is still a little skinny for my tastes... (dodging tomatoes!)

debdills said...

dude, did anyone even watch alphadog? James is watching it right now as I meagerly attempt to pump out 20+ pages in a day... (am now remembering what was not fun about being in college)... i digress. it is on in the background, and i cannot imagine it being worth watching in any way shape or form. so far, i've heard cursing and what sounded like fornication. and loud music. fairly typical, but nothing memorable.
my question: how does it compare to crossroads?

Anonymous said...

Alpha Dog - sad story. JT, good, the dude whose brother they kidnap, insane and great! The rest of the cast, and for the most part, the entire movie, sucks.
Joan