Thursday, December 20, 2007

Maybe I watch TOO much Law and Order

Yesterday I ate a baked potato with butter and sour cream. Then about 10 minutes later I ate a piece of cheddar cheese. Give me a break, I'm five months pregnant!!

Anyway...
Immediately after eating the cheese I thought....
If I died mysteriously today and they did an autopsy, would they be able to tell that I ate the potato and cheese separately, or would it seem like I had the cheese ON the potato. Because I didn't! I'd hate to be mischaracterized in death!!


Yeah. Maybe a little TOO much Law and Order.

4 comments:

Amy said...

Yeah, I don't think they'd care much.

Jessica said...

Oh, they care! :)

debdills said...

depends on your digestion.... and the content of the meal. Some things digest quicker than others, and it would be recognizable that there was a 10 minute time difference (if the time of death were close enough to the digestion to know...)

maybe we have a good storyline here..... because lady x had candy y from hotel a in her digestive system, we know she was there prior to death! muhahaha.

and it would take all of the digestive juice knowledge to crack the case! she *wasn't* at home ten minutes prior to death!

although, hrm. now i'm curious how she would die at home.... oh wait, cos someone moved her body!

Jessica said...

See. I'm not the only one maxxing out on L&O reruns.
They're fantastic!