I'm sorry my friend, but I beg to differ. He's totally supposed to be MY boyfriend because I love him SOOOOO much. Also because my mom was born on the east coast, and my dad is Catholic and also I'm half-Polish. And also because I love him SOOOO much.
He's the shortest among his siblings...as am I! Though, admittedly, I have two much younger HALF-siblings yet to come to fruition...but still! He's 6'3" and I'm a paltry 5'3" and my husband, who shall never EVER EVER read this is the same height 6'3"...so....clearly...yes...and therefore....verily....
Okay. I am willing to go halfsies. BUT, I must point out, we are pretty much made for each other because he used to be a waiter and I used to be a waitress. Also, I'm the shortest of my siblings too (I have one brother.) Also, he was featured in People magazine's Sexiest Men Alive issue of 2006 AND I READ THAT ISSUE. So, I mean, it's kind of obvious.
Whatever, my MIL swears he looks like my hubby, so he's mine (though I don't see it, and would not put this dude on my list, but this fight needs to be settled).
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I'm sorry my friend, but I beg to differ. He's totally supposed to be MY boyfriend because I love him SOOOOO much. Also because my mom was born on the east coast, and my dad is Catholic and also I'm half-Polish. And also because I love him SOOOO much.
Jess....oh...hon...I love you, and I'm so glad we reconnected via the interweb...but, oh dear sweetie you are soooo wrong!
Though, given your clearly impeccable taste in dudes....
I'd be willing to go halfsies with you, should the opportunity arise...and, you know, both our husbands are cool with us having a shared boyfriend...
Improbable...but still, possible!
Ah, dare to dream.
PS here's another bit of proof!!!
He's the shortest among his siblings...as am I! Though, admittedly, I have two much younger HALF-siblings yet to come to fruition...but still!
He's 6'3" and I'm a paltry 5'3" and my husband, who shall never EVER EVER read this is the same height 6'3"...so....clearly...yes...and therefore....verily....
Okay. I am willing to go halfsies. BUT, I must point out, we are pretty much made for each other because he used to be a waiter and I used to be a waitress. Also, I'm the shortest of my siblings too (I have one brother.) Also, he was featured in People magazine's Sexiest Men Alive issue of 2006 AND I READ THAT ISSUE. So, I mean, it's kind of obvious.
:)
It appears your claims on the man are valid.
Halfsies it is! :)
Whatever, my MIL swears he looks like my hubby, so he's mine (though I don't see it, and would not put this dude on my list, but this fight needs to be settled).
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