I picked Dylan up today from school and asked him how his day went and what he had for lunch.
"Well, they finally found the perfect breakfast for me," he said.
"Really? What was it?"
"It was waffles and they were bigger and not crunchy and oranges," he said.
"Sounds good! What was for lunch?"
"Well, it was a biscuit and chicken nuggets, but they were straight, they make straight chicken nuggets and raisins but I didn't eat the raisins," he said.
"Dylan, you know how you like grapes?"
"Raisins are just grapes that they put in the sun and they dry up," I said.
"Um, mom? Why would they make good food into gross stuff?"