Thursday, April 06, 2006

Eminem Splits From Kim Mathers - Again


Oh, damn you Em!
You keep promising that you're gonna kill that ho, but then when you get the chance, you just file for divorce.
That's whack.
If we can't count on homicidal rappers to fulfill their murderous matrimonial promises, then what CAN we count on anymore.
My world is unravelling.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sad...then again, there are many more purple-lip-lined fish in the sea.
-Ali

Freebird said...

I don't know why celebrities even bother to get married.

Jessica said...

I don't either.
I just hope that he had a prenup. Holla.

Anonymous said...

...cause when she leave your ass she gon' leave with half.
-Ali, er, Kanye

Jessica said...

He adopted her niece AND a kid she had with some other dude.
I think he's a saint...you know, a pistol whipping, crazy ass, purple pills loving saint.

Jessica said...

Insane.
You'd think that just wearing a pretty dress and carrying nice flowers and saying nice things on ONE DAY would make all your problems with someone evaporate...
but no.
Usually it just causes more problems! Like kids.