Thursday, April 06, 2006
Eminem Splits From Kim Mathers - Again
Oh, damn you Em!
You keep promising that you're gonna kill that ho, but then when you get the chance, you just file for divorce.
That's whack.
If we can't count on homicidal rappers to fulfill their murderous matrimonial promises, then what CAN we count on anymore.
My world is unravelling.
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Sad...then again, there are many more purple-lip-lined fish in the sea.
-Ali
I don't know why celebrities even bother to get married.
I don't either.
I just hope that he had a prenup. Holla.
...cause when she leave your ass she gon' leave with half.
-Ali, er, Kanye
He adopted her niece AND a kid she had with some other dude.
I think he's a saint...you know, a pistol whipping, crazy ass, purple pills loving saint.
Insane.
You'd think that just wearing a pretty dress and carrying nice flowers and saying nice things on ONE DAY would make all your problems with someone evaporate...
but no.
Usually it just causes more problems! Like kids.
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