Well, here's another entry!
Elizabeth: Mom! I have a wedgie! I have a Texas wedgie!
Me: What is a Texas wedgie?
Elizabeth: It's when smoke comes out of your pants and your butt sweats.
Me: Uh, ok.
I have since Googled the term Texas wedgie and have learned that it comes from "iCarly".
That poor Gibby....
In the episode "iGot Detention", Gibby receives at least two "Texas" wedgies. The humor is found in the fact that his pants are smoking in the scene where he walks through the hallway, implying that the wedgie occurred quickly and frequently enough to create a great amount of friction (and therefore pain and smoke).
See, sometimes she's not just talking nonsense!! I'm still not exactly sure why this particular form of adolescent torture is a Texas wedgie though....hmmm....