I went to karaoke last night.
Most of the regular people were there.
But there were also some UNfamiliar faces.
Two of which were so strange, they are worth a mention here.
One of them was a very odd 45 year old man who, despite his best attempts to convince himself otherwise, was extremely gay. In the loving other men way of being gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just wasn't buying the whole, yeah, I just broke up with my girlfriend line. Really, was her name Steve?
The other was his "date" for the evening, who was a lady, which was strange enough. However, the REALLY strange factor in this twosome was that the gal was easily 75 years old. I mean, white hair, matching pants suit, wrinkly old lady.
And THAT was strange enough as well...
But then they started dancing. Together. Dirty dancing. Together.
EW EW EW!
I seriously wanted to die, come back to life, poke out my eyes and die again.
It was, in a word, hideous.