This JUST happened.
My ear was itchy.
I poked my finger into my ear to scratch the itch. There was dried blood! Yipes!
Just then, Bob walked by me.
Me: There's blood in my ear.
Bob: Oh my God! I thought you were going to say 'urine'
Me: There's urine in my ear????
Bob: No! There's blood in your urine!
Both of us: (laughing uncontrollably)
Bob: Cuz, that would be way worse.
Me: I guess!