Kids and Bob were playing outside
Mom and I were playing cards at the kitchen table.
Dylan runs in...
Dylan: I want something to eat!
Mom: I'll cut you up some apples.
Me: Dylan, do you want caramel dip with that?
Dylan: (getting into the fridge) Where IS the dip?
Me: All the dips are outside.
Dylan: (after a long pause) Well, ONE of the dips is inside!