Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Could I BE More Sick?

The day before my mom left my throat felt scratchy.
I took Emergen-C and drank some tea and hoped for the best.
The day my mom left my nose was stuffy.
I took some DayQuil, more Emergen-C, drank some tea and hoped for the best.
The day after my mom left I was full-blown ill.
Elizabeth put on all her doctor stuff (lab coat and all) and examined me.

She took my temperature.
"Yep. You have a favor."

She took my blood pressure.
"You're sick!"

She gave me a shot of something in my arm.
"I have just the medicine for this."

I asked her, "so what do you think I have doc?"

"You have diabetes mixed with ill."

"Diabetes?!?"

"Yes. Lots of them, going all through your body, mixing with the ill."

2 comments:

Maribeth said...

That's really serious!!! Did you tell her that means no more sweets in the house??
Too cute!

Jessica said...

Very serious! Not only the ill, but all the rogue diabetes!