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Showing posts with label wha?. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The juice is loose...


Ordinarily, I'd never ever take a picture** of the inside of my refrigerator.
For one, it's a sad mix of condiments, leftovers and WIC items. I love me my government cheese and milk.
For another, who takes pictures of the inside of their fridge?? This isn't "Cribs"
It's not all Cristal and Red Bull and Fiji Water in there.
Ok, there was one half empty Red Bull.

Tonight I made a special exception.

I was on the computer just a little while ago, when I heard a tiny voice say...

"Mom! There's an orange juice problem in the fridge! It's spilled!"

"Well grab a towel and wipe it up."

"It's too much! It's too much!" Elizabeth yelled.

Fully prepared to arrive at the scene of a vastly over-reported accident...I went into the kitchen, peeked into the fridge, and...

"OH MY LORD! Get towels, get every towel you can find!!!"

My darling son Dylan had knocked over an ENTIRE can of Donald Duck orange juice all over the fridge.
Starting at the top shelf, splashing over the inside of the door, drip drip dripping onto the shelves below and pooling ever so nicely in my veggie drawers.

Gah!

I hurriedly removed every single thing from my refrigerator.
Wow. How long has that been in there?



Elizabeth was my item sorter (counter or trash) and towel hander (hurry hurry!).
It took eight towels, two crochet washcloths and a pillowcase to sop up the OJ.

Sigh.

I am SO buying a fridge lock.

**PS the picture of the fridge was taken after I cleaned up about HALF of the OJ...Notice how it pools in the veggie drawer...

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, duh-nuh-nuh-nuh....


I'm totally ashamed totally not ashamed to admit that
a) I watch the new "90210" show and
b) Yeah, OK, I like it.
Shit.

I just lost ALL my hard-earned street cred.

Oh well, I'm just keeping it real.

Like I've said before, I didn't start watching because I wanted to but rather because I took out a contract with my 12 year old self back in 1990 to be forevermore in love, in crazy crazy love, with all things "Beverly Hills, 90210"
Please, don't pretend like you didn't do it too.
You know who you are (ahem, Meredith)

Anyway...
I was totally devastated tonight when I learned that the itty-bitty child who plays NuBrandon...aka Dixon Wilson...on Nu90120 was born in July of 1989.
The original shiznit debuted on October 14, 1990....making NuBrandon just 15 MONTHS old at the time.

We're now talking about someone whose life was still measured (rightfully so, ahem Dooce) in MONTHLY INCREMENTS.

NuBrenda aka Annie Wilson aka Shenae Grimes, was also born in 1989. Ugh.

And, there it is...my world is shattered.

At least the gal who plays Silver, Erin Silver (aka Jessica Stroup) was born in 1986, whereas the "real" (and I use those quotes heavily) Erin Silver was "born" in 1993 as far as I can tell....

That's in keeping with the 90210 tradition!
Everyone knows that Gabrielle "AAAAAAAHHHHHNdrea" Carteris was almost 30 when the series STARTED! She was born in 1961, and played ostensibly 17 year old AAAAAAAAHHHHHHNdrea Zuckerman in 1990.
Math, it's fun!

Do you think I could pass for a high school senior now that I'm 30?
Probably as well as Andrea Zuckerman, eh. Sigh.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

ABDC - The Fix Is In!

I freaking love the dancing shows that are currently all over TV.
So You Think You Can Dance? Yes! Love it!
Dancing with the Stars? Sure, in a pinch.
I even caught myself getting into "Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods" but I bent and snapped myself out of that long before the finale...though, not soon enough to avoid seeing a blonded Natalie get eliminated. I hope she has a GREAT colorist in Woodland Hills to get her brunette back!

But, by far the best and most addictive of the dance shows (to me) is America's Best Dance Crew...or rather Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew or just ABDC if you're hip, and of course, I am.
Nice bowtie JC
Tonight though...ugh! Ack! Lord almighty!!!!
Why why why!
The damn show MUST be fixed if StupidCrew, er, SuperCr3w (no typo) beat out the friggin' awesome Fanny Pak for a spot in the finale.
I'm pissed and this will haunt me for years.
They might as well have brought back Xtreme Douche Force or SlutsX7 for all I could care now about the eventual winner....
SoReal Cru better win. FoReal.

ABDC, I wish I knew how to quit you!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Wha????

Did anyone else watch Grey's Anatomy last night?

Do you think they'll really kill Meredith, the Charlie of Grey's Anatomy?

Discuss